Yikes! Hulk Hogan suffers badly burned hand, tweets gruesome photos

Pro wrestling legend Hulk Hogan suffered a badly burned hand after the  radiator in his boat exploded earlier today.

The result: A trip to the Emergency Room and a nasty photo collection for all the world to see:

Wow. Get better soon, Hulk.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/05/26/yikes-hulk-hogan-suffers-badly-burned-hand-tweets-gruesome-photos/

‘That kind of slouch': Testy Obama takes a swipe at Putin’s posture

No, he really said it. Here’s how President Obama described Putin at today’s presser:

Smooth.

http://twitter.com/#!/JuliaDavisNews/status/365935876720693248

To quote Jerry Seinfeld, “This has ‘international incident’ written all over it”:

But maybe something good can still come out of this:

Who says it can’t still be one?

http://twitter.com/#!/b3nfriend/status/365926419764740097

Will it catch on like the Safety Dance? It’s still too soon to tell. But one thing’s for sure: we’re pretty curious to see how Putin responds.

Zinger? We’re pulling for him to challenge Obama to a wrestling match.

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Related:

Obama congratulates Putin on 6th-term win in Russia

Saudi official blames Russia for continuance of Syrian violence, Obama congratulates Putin

Transmission from Vladimir: Putin ‘welcomes the news of Obama’s victory’

‘Reset Button’: Obama, Putin have a wicked case of the G8 sads [pic]; Update: Awkward Vine video added

José Canseco wants to take Obama and Putin to Vegas!

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/08/09/that-kind-of-slouch-testy-obama-takes-a-swipe-at-putins-posture/

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin's NSFW Take On Gay Marriage

You know all those massive dudes who beat the crap out of each other for your entertainment on “Monday Night Raw”? Some of them have opinions on things other than the best wrestling tights to wear or whether the pile driver is more effective than the jackknife powerbomb.

Read more: http://upworthy.com/stone-cold-steve-austins-nsfw-take-on-gay-marriage

Gutfeld and Sajak present ‘Twitter Feud Round 2: The Smack-Talkening’

Fortunately, you haven’t missed anything, thanks to the good folks at Twitchy who have lovingly compiled the two-night-long Twitter “feud” between Greg Gutfeld and Pat Sajak. Thursday night’s smack down was such a hit that the pair added an extra night, so scroll down and enjoy Friday’s installment, where you just might learn what they keep under that big wheel of fortune and the role Satan plays behind the scenes.

Get a room, you two!

Or just keep being delightfully awesome. Your choice!

Low blow!

Is this a real feud, or some sort of pro-wrestling style rivalry? We’ll let the players speak for themselves.

http://twitter.com/#!/KristaSilveria/status/381268961486073856

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/09/21/gutfeld-and-sajak-present-twitter-feud-round-2-the-smack-talkening/

‘This is INSANE!’ Fox News’ Andy Levy called it: Tony Stewart won’t race today

Twitchy also will not show the graphic video, but Twitchy readers know that NASCAR driver Tony Stewart fatally hit driver Kevin Ward on Saturday. Many called for Stewart to drop out of Sunday’s race while others argued that his racing might not be as callous as it appeared to many.

Andy Levy, who as “Red Eye” fans know is a huge NASCAR fan, did not think that Stewart would race on Sunday. He argued that no facts can be known yet, but believed that Tony Stewart should not participate in the race.

He called it. It is now being reported that Stewart will not race today.

Related:

‘It’s his JOB!’ Not everyone calling for NASCAR driver Tony Stewart’s head after fatal accident

Dale Earnhardt Jr. sparks Earnhardt Sr. comparisons after NASCAR’s Tony Stewart hits, kills Kevin Ward

Tony Stewart plans to race today because it’s ‘business as usual.’ Update: He won’t race today

TNA wrestling exec Bob Ryder: ‘Tony Stewart should be in jail tomorrow, not racing’

NASCAR driver Tony Stewart hits, kills driver Kevin Ward in sprint car race

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/08/10/this-is-insane-nascar-fan-fox-news-andy-levy-called-it-tony-stewart-wont-race-today/

Classy! Libs fling sexist slurs at Linda McMahon

With Linda McMahon officially losing Connecticut’s Senate race, the ever-tasteful online Left is responding with denigrating chauvinist obscenities.

Linda McMahon lost! Ha, stupid cunt.

— Ry∀n Bo⊥⊥ing (@RyanBotting2) November 7, 2012

LOL LINDA MCMAHON SPENT 100 MILLION DOLLARS AND HAS NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT BUT A WRINKLY CUNT!

— The MiC (@NYCTheMiC) November 7, 2012

Yeah…. FUCK Linda Mcmahon! That’s why Triple H fucked yo daughter. My nigga Hunter better not be a ‘phant.

— Anti-Hero Deezy. (@DfromCP) November 7, 2012

Murphy has taken CT.100 million down the toilet, you scary cunt. #McMahon

— Tom Wade (@madman_tom) November 7, 2012

dear linda mcmahon , bitch bye go to sleep you a tired hoe @luccivee voice . ^_^

— ♥ Lost in love ♥ (@BEYOND_Beautyx) November 7, 2012

I can’t believe Linda McMahon is still running for political office. Bitch must not realize no one respects her

— D R ∃ W(@DrewYorkCity) November 7, 2012

I’m saying . I’m tired of her popping up on my TV . lol RT @dannierealquote: Don’t nobody give a fuck about that Linda McMahon bitch

— Tera’je(@Juicy_DGIT) November 7, 2012

Just a thought here. Linda McMahon used to run World Wrestling Entertainment. Vince McMahon is her husband. Triple H is her son-in-law. Do you really think it’s a good idea to publicly insult this individual? Oh well, your funeral.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/11/06/classy-libs-fling-sexist-slurs-at-linda-mcmahon/

19 Unforgettable Children’s Books That Celebrate Diversity

Go beyond all the same old stories.

1. The Princess Cupcake Jones series by Yllena Fields

This African-American princess goes on adventures all kids can relate to in these books which feature mellifluous rhymes and attractive illustrations.

2. Please, Puppy, Please by Spike Lee & Tonya Lewis Lee

The acclaimed filmmaker (Do The Right Thing, Malcolm X) and his wife wrote this book about a pair of energetic toddlers who meet an even more energetic puppy. The duo also wrote the companion book, Please, Baby, Please.

3. Curlilocks and the Three Pink Pandas by Yolanda King

This clever twist on the classic fairy tale features adorable illustrations and a good lesson.

4. Hot, Hot Roti for Dada-ji by F. Zia

An Indian-American boy’s grandfather shares with his grandson his adventures as a boy in India (trying to tie cobras in knots!) and his love of Indian cuisine.

5. Rifka Takes A Bow by Betty Rosenberg Perlov

Set in the 1920s, Rifka is the daughter of actors in the Yiddish Theater who one day finds herself center stage.

6. Bee-Bim Bop! by Linda Sue Park

Newbery Medal winner Park has woven a delightful tale about a modern Korean-American family and the delicious food they enjoy.

7. The Name Jar by Yangsook Choi

When Unhei moves to America from Korea, she vows to change her name because she worries that her new classmates won’t be able to pronounce it. The sweet twist is that, when her classmates learn of her name’s meaning, they urge her to keep it.

8. King For A Day by Rukhsana Khan

Set in the spring during the centuries-old Basant Festival, King For A Day tells the story of Malik, a boy who uses a wheelchair, as he competes with other kids in the traditional sport of kite fighting.

9. Niño Wrestles the World by Yuyi Morales

This quirky tale introduces the world to Niño, a wrestling-loving Mexican kid who takes on and defeats a series of increasingly formidable foes.

10. The Cazuela That the Farm Maiden Stirred by Samantha R. Vamos

Deftly mixing words in both Spanish and English, this beautifully-illustrated book dramatizes the making of a heaping pot of arroz con leche.

11. Starring Hillary by Kathy Caple

A little girl — anthropomorphized as a cat — worries that she might not win a part in the school play because she’s “a little on the round side,” but when she embraces who she is she impresses at the audition.

12. Fly Away Home by Eve Bunting

This book is a starkly honest portrayal of a homeless boy and his father who live in an airport terminal.

13. Mommy’s New Tattoo: A Bedtime Story for People by Levi Greenacres

Written by a tattooist, this alternative bedtime story is about a little girl who visits a tattoo parlor with her mother and learns about the beauty — and lasting consequences — of body art.

14. Keeping Up With Roo by Sharlee Glenn

This poignant story is about Gracie, a girl whose best friend is her Aunt Roo. However, when Gracie grows older and realizes her aunt is mentally challenged, she worries about what people will think about her.

15. Crazy Horse’s Vision by Joseph Bruchac

Abenaki author Bruchac dramatizes the childhood of legendary Native American hero, Crazy Horse, back when he was known as “Curly” because of his curly hair.

16. Susan Laughs by Jeanne Willis

Susan is a little girl who can do everything her peers do. On the last page, however, it is revealed that Susan uses a wheelchair.

17. Mommy, Mama, and Me & Daddy, Papa, and Me by Lesléa Newman

These books follow a pair of toddlers as their loving same-sex parents take care of them.

18. The Boy With Pink Hair by Perez Hilton

A little boy who is teased for being different learns to appreciate his uniqueness thanks to his parents and best friend.

19. I Am Jazz by by Jessica Herthel & Jazz Jennings

Co-author Jazz Jennings tells the story of her real-life experiences as a transgender child.

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mikespohr/19-unforgettable-childrens-books-that-celebrate-diversity

WH magically has HealthCare.gov visitor numbers; Truth-boom destroys claim

Hmm. Funny that. You see, according to Clown Carney the debacle known as HealthCare.gov had 375,000 visitors by noon on Monday. Evidently magic was part of the revamp since they usually don’t have the numbers so quickly. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

A pitiful liberal bitterly clings to the claim:

Koch!!1111eleventy

The sane explain a few things with pointed questions:

Bingo.

And a truth-boom shreds the magical claim regardless of its veracity or lack thereof:

Cold hard truth.

Related:

Sally Kohn: HealthCare.gov is better than Best Buy; Lib idiocy unintentionally nutshelled

‘Sick burn!’ Pat Sajak epically slams Left, HealthCare.gov; Bonus Amazon drone snark

HealthCare.gov team claims to be ‘operating with private sector velocity’; Citizens shred

‘Mission accomplished’? ‘Fixed’ HealthCare.gov is still full of fail [pics]

HHS claims ‘dramatic improvement’ of HealthCare.gov; Check out new front page [Photoshop]

‘Freaking infuriating’: Amanda Carpenter still wrestling with insurance marketplace

‘Crash crash crash’: Amanda Carpenter live-tweets Obamacare sign-up experience

‘Fixed’ HealthCare.gov still causing headaches for users

This revamped HealthCare.gov homepage is hilarious [Photoshop]

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/12/03/wh-magically-has-healthcare-gov-visitor-numbers-truth-boom-destroys-claim/

Our 9 Favorite Feature Stories This Week: The $9 Billion Dollar Witness And The Battle Over Bigfoot

This week for BuzzFeed News, Tim Stelloh introduces the contentious world of Bigfoot hoaxers and Bigfoot believers. Read that and these other great features from BuzzFeed and around the web.

1. The Hunter, The Hoaxer, And The Battle Over Bigfoot — BuzzFeed News

Illustration by Morgan Schweitzer for BuzzFeed

Jeffrey Meldrum is a respected anthropologist risking his reputation to prove Sasquatch is real; Rick Dyer is a self-described “entertainer” unapologetically capitalizing off it. Their rivalry represents two sides of the fractious but booming subculture. Read it at BuzzFeed News.

2. The OutcastNew Yorker

Photograph by Christopher Anderson / Magnum / Via newyorker.com

Rachel Aviv brings the disturbing story of what happened to a father in a tight-knit Brooklyn Hasidic community when he attempted to go after the man who allegedly molested his son. Read it at the New Yorker.

3. The $9 Billion WitnessRolling Stone

Photograph by Andrew Querner for Rolling Stone

JPMorgan Chase paid billions in a settlement to keep one woman, Alayne Fleischmann, from testifying against them. But the former Chase employee still wants a chance to speak out. Read it at Rolling Stone.

4. Fourteen Shots in April — BuzzFeed News

Chris Ritter / BuzzFeed

A new Wisconsin law was supposed to get justice for those slain by police, like Dontre Hamilton, who was shot by the Milwaukee Police Department this spring. Mike Hayes reports on what’s happened instead. Read it at BuzzFeed News.

5. The Sea of CrisesGrantland

Brian Phillips went to Japan to tell the story of Hakuho, the country’s greatest sumo wrestler. He ended up in search an entirely different tale. Read it at Grantland.

6. Lisa Kudrow’s “Comeback” Is A Rare Second Chance — BuzzFeed Entertainment

Photograph by Macey J. Foronda for BuzzFeed

In 2005, Kudrow and Michael Patrick King created The Comeback for HBO, but, ahead of its time in its critique of celebrity, reality TV, and narcissism, it lasted only one season. Nine years later, ​they tell Kate Aurthur the story behind the now-beloved cult comedy’s unlikely return. Read it at BuzzFeed Entertainment.

7. Isaiah Austin Daring to Dream Again after NBA Hopes DashedSports Illustrated

Photo: Brian Babineau / Getty Images / Via si.com

Just weeks before the NBA Draft, Isaiah Austin — a 7-footer from Baylor who was projected as a first-round NBA pick — learned that he had Marfan syndrome, and could never play again. David Gardner asks: “After your dream dies, how do you find new life?” Read it at Sports Illustrated.

8. The Man Who Got America HighNarratively

Illustration by Naomi Elliott for Narratively

Jeff Maysh catches up with Alfred Dellentash Jr., who once chartered private jets to the stars, smuggled drugs for Escobar, and at 66 now sells cars. “The expensive Italian shoes are the only glimpse of his past, when he infuriated the fusty airline industry by staffing his jet planes with Playboy models. According to feverish reports online, back then he was the equivalent of Richard Branson and Tony ‘Scarface’ Montana.” Read it at Narratively.

9. On KindnessMatter

Illustration by Celine Loup for Matter

A stunning essay by Cord Jefferson about his mother, who is sick, and what she’s given him. “When I think of my mother’s life up to this point, what I find most revealing is how much of the abuse hurled at her throughout the years came about solely because she showed care and love to the wrong kinds of people.” Read it at Matter.

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With Holder gone, who will do THIS? (Bonus reminder to future employer)

Ha! And what about this? Who will handle THIS stuff now?

So…with Holder gone, who's going to supply the Mexican drug cartels their weapons?

— Matthew (@Matthops82) September 25, 2014

@Matthops82 or collude w/ the IRS during a federal investigation?

— Michi I. (@michi83) September 25, 2014

Snort.

Hey, maybe there is an opening somewhere …

If we need to slip American guns to Syrian rebels without the legal niceties, I think the perfect man for the job just became available.

— John Hayward (@Doc_0) September 25, 2014

But don’t forget about this, future Holder employer:

Reminder to anyone who hires Eric Holder: he doesn't read his mail. You have to keep on him about that.

— John Hayward (@Doc_0) September 25, 2014

Heh.

Related:

Don’t look now Chuck Schumer, but you are being mercilessly mocked for your Holder idiocy!

Does THIS absurd tweet about Eric Holder prove Sen. Schumer is ‘delusional’? (Spoiler: OMG yes)

‘Good Lord!’ This claim about Eric Holder is Chuck Todd’s most idiotic lie yet (No, for serious)

Holder resignation ‘just a coincidence?’ Pro wrestling’s Eric Bischoff doesn’t seem to think so

Whoa: ‘Department of Scandal’ getting a vacancy? Eric Holder reportedly resigning

So, why’s Eric Holder resigning now? Here’s one promising theory

GROAN! Sally Kohn’s reason Eric Holder won’t be moving to Salem, Mass. is hack-tastic

Better call Saul! You should consider these #HolderReplacementNominees [photos]

Twitchy coverage of Sen. Chuck Schumer

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/25/with-eric-holder-gone-who-will-do-this-bonus-heads-up-to-future-employer/